The hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else.
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Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.
Product details:
• Size: 3.4 oz / Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in.
• Packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap
• Formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing blend with cocoa butter + jojoba oil • Scent: Island Citrus (bright, fresh, sunny)
• Made in USA: From domestic + globally sourced components
• Vegan + cruelty-free